ALL IS WRIGHT WITH TEAM USA AS THEY ADVANCE IN TOURNAMENT NOBODY CARES ABOUT

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Take that Puerto Rico!

Take that Puerto Rico!

There’s allegedly some kind of tournament happening right now where, get this, countries are competing against each other with baseball teams?

Our confusion can be excused considering this “World Baseball Classic” has nothing to do with the Olympics and was randomly created in 2006.  The WBC is as ingrained in our global society as other great tournaments like Slamball,  Battle Bots, and the XFL.

Unfortunately, Met’s third baseman David Wright is not in on the joke.  Wright helped the US oust Puerto Rico last night with a 9th inning single that drove in two runs.  Wright’s heroics were not lost on himself, when he called it the “biggest hit of my career.”

Wright is known for making other absurd statements throughout his life, like the time he called Clocks by Coldplay the “best song of the 21st century” even though the song was released in 2002 and Wright also referred to Independance Day as the “best fucking movie I’ll ever see” when he was 13.

Wright also called an Arby’s roast beef sandwich he had for lunch the “best food any human has ever eaten” yesterday.

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