Philadelphia “Celebrates” “Soccer” “Draft”


Chester, or the “Cradle of Soccer” as the Phoenicians called it, will host the MLS’s newest franchise The Philadelphia Union.

Union narrowly edged out Arson and Crumbling Educational System in a voter poll.

According to this article, the Union’s first MLS draft thrilled fans.

With the first pick in the draft, the Union selected Danny Mwanga.

Welcome to Philadelphia Danny, I look forward to following your career with the same enthusiasm I hold for professional poker and local triathlons.

These guys

Philadelphia residents beware, zombie soccer fans are running rampant, trying to make you care about soccer!


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