Park Signs With Yankees


Chan Ho Park signed with the Yankees over the weekend for less than the Phillies offered.

Park had a great year after moving to the bullpen but still strangely insisted on starting.

From South Korea, Park said, “I have chosen the Yankees, a prestigious team that can advance to the World Series again.

We can only assume the Yankees took Park to the Times Square Bubba Gump Shrimp in a limo with the magician movie The Prestige playing.  Because that my friends is the very definition of prestigious.

Here’s hoping ridding themselves of Park will have an Abreu-esque effect.  The Abreu Effect would translate into the Phillies winning the World Series, the Yankees losing during the playoffs and Chan Ho Park having a weird resurgence with hollow numbers.

The Abreu Effect is among the greatest mysteries of humanity


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